Is it due to the lack of tickets? Maybe the fact that I have ZERO claims? Hmm... maybe...becuase the insurance business is "the business" for the new millenium! Yes that's right folks you pay for protection... just in case! And as an added bonus let me throw in the random rate hike. Why? Becuase "Due to the increased cost of claims on our Automobile line of business, your renewal policy premium may be modestly higher than your expiring policy."
You, yes you sir right there in the hat, pay me, me in the nice suit, money... no wait, MORE money so that when the time comes, my sterling associates and I will help you in your time of need... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Since it is actually an expense for us to fix things, I'm going to have to take $20 more a month, so I can assure that you my friend, are protected.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!?
Durring these next months kind sir (4 months before you're 25), let me remind you that our protection is absolute and *almost* gaurenteed... Don't forget that our kind representatives will make sure that you get the MINIMUM, that's right MINIMUM, cash back on a claim. Let me remind you that your monthly fee will drop when you turn 25!! Can't you SMELL THE SAVINGS!?
Hmm, yessir... let me get a good whiff of it. MMmmmm... :sputter:
You, yes you sir right there in the hat, pay me, me in the nice suit, money... no wait, MORE money so that when the time comes, my sterling associates and I will help you in your time of need... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Since it is actually an expense for us to fix things, I'm going to have to take $20 more a month, so I can assure that you my friend, are protected.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!?
Durring these next months kind sir (4 months before you're 25), let me remind you that our protection is absolute and *almost* gaurenteed... Don't forget that our kind representatives will make sure that you get the MINIMUM, that's right MINIMUM, cash back on a claim. Let me remind you that your monthly fee will drop when you turn 25!! Can't you SMELL THE SAVINGS!?
Hmm, yessir... let me get a good whiff of it. MMmmmm... :sputter: