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We must enlist the aid of Russia, as well as of the good people of the great states of Iowa and Missouri. The Russian Air Force, as you may or may not know, has the world's largest cargo plane, the cargo hold of which can carry several large tanks. We must take ALL of these cargo planes from Russia to the aforementioned Midwestern states. We must fill up the cargo holds of the planes with pig manure. There is plenty of it in
Iowa and Missouri.

We then fly the planes over the North Pole to Asia and drop their contents upon the city of Kabul. The city would be incapacitated, and because Moslems consider pigs (and their droppings) unclean, the city would never be rebuilt, as doing so would require the rebuilders to handle a heck of a lot of porcine fecal matter.

By carpet bombing this desert and mountain region with this much manure, we have the extra added benefit of creating an extremely fertile area capable of growing just about anything, enabling us to feed India, China, Siberia, and most of Southeast Asia. Afghanistan would be the breadbasket of Asia for years to come, courtesy of the U.S. Win the war, feed the world, and not a shot is fired.


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yea, except they would hire a buncha chinese 12 year olds to clean US shit and pay them in oil (or 5$ a week)
 
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