[10th Warrior]

10. i'm not German
9. i don't drive some riced out red car with monsterous wings (like they actually prodivde downforce )
8. i'm not sponsored by an eviltabacco company
7. i don't have an annoying little brother (i'm the annoying little brother)
6. i don't sleep on a pile of money (the meek shall do what again?)
5. i don't sleep on a pile of money with lots of beautiful women
4. i don't have to travel all over the world, thus incurring horrible jet lag
3. rally is where the real driving talent is :biggest:
2. i know this is an electron, not a nuetron :nuetron:
1. i drive a SUBARU!!!!!!

 

[omahasubaru]

I guess you forgot the 11th one..

11) Unlike him I really am a dork

 

[Templar]

OMFG, that was freaking hilarious. Of course only number 8 and number 1 REALLY apply to your being better than him. As far as number 5 and 6 are concerned...MORE POWER TO HIM!!!

 

[10th Warrior]

dude, jon, i'm 10thWarrior, not 11th Warrior but you do have a good point, DORK POWER!!!! speaking of which, i thought of another reason i'm better than Schumi, my boba fett tattoo...

 

[JZ oo7]

haha, that's funny. but i don't mind driving that riced out red car that shuey drives. and i don't know about the #1 reason. i'll take a ferrari over a subaru any day. sorta like, would you take a 22b or a 355. hard choice, but i think i'll take a 355.

jansen

 

[10th Warrior]

i'd take a 22b over a F355 anyday. a F360 would be a harder choice. besides, any car i have has to be able to play on gravel

 

[10th Warrior]

#12. i drive a manual. oh yeah. heel and toe baby!

 

[JZ oo7]

heel and toe baby

i think shuey knows how to do that

jansen

 

[10th Warrior]

i think shuey knows how to do that

jansen

pah! if he could, he wouldn't have to use an auto tranny

 

[JZ oo7]

ok, maybe he's not that good after all, he also has traction control too!

jz

 

[FRAKK's2.5]

Hey! did you guys watched 60 Mins yesterday! they interview Schumi! the interview was pretty good they showed highlights of all his records and racing hightlights too...Thought I'd let you know, personally I can careless about Michael I think JPM is a better racer, but if I was to name my favourite all time F-1 driver I think I would have to say, Ayrton Senna DaSilva.
Frank
I hear a thread coming on!!!!!!

 

[JZ oo7]

#13: you have better launches from a dead stop than him.

jz