Dear Guy,
I see you driving around my neighborhood almost everyday in your white, wingless, bugeye impreza with gold rims and carbon fiber hood and trunk. So whats the deal with blowing off your BOV every time you pass my house? No doubt i love the sound of the boxer engine, and the sound of a BOV sends shrills of pleasure down my spine. I used to love the sound when you passed by, but lately i think your trying to say something. Its like your trying to say "Hey, i see you have a Subaru, but mines better". So you obvously have invested some time and money in that car... good for you. Fortunately for me, i've invested 100% into the GO and 0% into the SHOW, so next time you pass my house, please come knock on my door cus we have a score to settle. Until then, stop driving around like your the king of my neighborhood. This is my turf. You will learn to respect that.
With Love,
Captain Awesome
I see you driving around my neighborhood almost everyday in your white, wingless, bugeye impreza with gold rims and carbon fiber hood and trunk. So whats the deal with blowing off your BOV every time you pass my house? No doubt i love the sound of the boxer engine, and the sound of a BOV sends shrills of pleasure down my spine. I used to love the sound when you passed by, but lately i think your trying to say something. Its like your trying to say "Hey, i see you have a Subaru, but mines better". So you obvously have invested some time and money in that car... good for you. Fortunately for me, i've invested 100% into the GO and 0% into the SHOW, so next time you pass my house, please come knock on my door cus we have a score to settle. Until then, stop driving around like your the king of my neighborhood. This is my turf. You will learn to respect that.
With Love,
Captain Awesome