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Three women had a very late night at the bar. They left in the early morning hours, and went home seperately.
They met the next day at lunch, and compared notes about who was the drunkest.

The first gal claimed that she was the drunkest. "I drove straight home, walked in the house, and as soon as I got in, I blew chunks."

The second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove home, and put the car through the garage door!"

The third one said, "I have you both beat. I went home and tipped over a candle and burned up my livingroom."

They all looked at each other for a moment. Finally, the first woman said, "I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."


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Three pregnant woman are sitting around the table at lunch (a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, of course).
The redhead says, 'I know I am going to have a boy.'
The blonde asks, 'How do you know that?'
To which the redhead responds, 'I was on top.'
Then the brunette says, 'Well, I know I am going to have a girl.'
The blonde asks again, 'How do you know that?'
To which the brunette replies 'I was on the bottom.'
The blonde then starts bawling, crying and wailing.
The redhead and brunette look at each other and shrug, then ask the blonde why she is crying.
She replies 'I'm going to have puppies!'
 

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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