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Three men were drinking at a bar, a doctor, attorney, and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go f*ck herself!"


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you'll like this
 

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This is a pretty funny one

Little Johnny

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, We'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 and so there's no way we can afford it".
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell
you
to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm
sticking
around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of
transportation.
 

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yeah i will be handing a few of them out in my time i am sure :D :happynow:
 
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