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Got to thinking about going on a date and picking up a girl in a freakin rally car (for lack of a better term). What might you say. i.e.

On a date:
"Yeah it's supposed to make that noise.... seriously."

Pickup line?
"Sup girl, lemme borrow your turkey baster. Diff fluidz are low."

cheers

garrett
 

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haha, i had a girl the other night ask why my car was "so bouncy", then she said she would just have to wear a sports bra next time :)
 

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FromLiftedJeepToLow2.5RS said:
Because of my coilovers, girls complain that their boobs bounce too much. I offer to lend them a hand in controlling them. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.
same thing happens with me
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If your butt was a chinese restraunt, i'd go for the pupu platter.


Can i insert my input shaft into your tranny housing????
 

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FromLiftedJeepToLow2.5RS said:
Because of my coilovers, girls complain that their boobs bounce too much. I offer to lend them a hand in controlling them. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.
Nice!!! my likey that thought. Heres one to say to a girl-
"Those are some mighty nice headlights you got there, and i'm digging that independent rear-end suspension" :) " what i was talking about your car, haha!"
 

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I'd let this do all the talking.. (yeah I know, need a swap first..)

 

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FromLiftedJeepToLow2.5RS said:
Because of my coilovers, girls complain that their boobs bounce too much. I offer to lend them a hand in controlling them. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.
Sweet! Ive been with the same girl for over 7 years now so no pick up lines since ive had the Beast! lol! But she has mentioned her boobies bouncing because of my coilovers. Good stuff!

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serious_awesomeness said:
"wanna shift my stick for me?"

to add to this one

guy: wanna shift my stick?

girl: but it's an auto

guy: Eeeeeeeexactly



Can i see how your oil level is doing?



my car has an invisible bra, you should get one too
 
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