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Ok, so there is this guy who lives in my apartment building, and he is really annoying...

Long ago, when he first saw me cleaning/working on my baby, he drove by and commented on how Nascar rules, and then asked how much horses does my three turbocharging Aussie car have :rolleyes:

Yea so he drives both this Ford F-150 XLT and his precious Grand Am GT...every time he saw me out working on my car, he would rev up his engine a little during pass by; I could care less.

Today, he saw me again (I just came back from Auto-X), and I guess he couldn't resist himself, so came over and ask: When do you wanna race me (the truck), and how much of a head start do you need? He laughed and then walked off...

I guess some people just can't respect others; as long as he doesn't mess with my car, I'd let him brag all he wants.

Ok, sorry but I had to say it out...AH! I feel better already :D
 

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Invite your DUMBASS REDNECK neighbor to the next Autocross. I would. :lol:

Grand Am... wider is better... yeah, whatever. It's not any wider than my RS!
 

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LOL, well apparently he only thinks either straight line or circle racings consider *true* racing; that's why he would dare challenge me with his truck. Lucky that I was smart enough not accepting the challenge; those things flip over like a baby cart. ;)

Hmmmm, I thought the wider is better thing is from the infamous Intrepid, no?
 

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OK man you have to be kidding, no one can be that dumb.

First, red necks like this are sick to begin with, so here is what you do.

#1:Tape World Rally Cahmpionship on Speedchannel at 11PM saturday evenings.
#2: Label the tape "Incest porn" and place it in his mail slot. Seeing how he is a red neck he will most definitly watch the tape.
#3: He will see the skill of Burns, Mäkinen, McRae, and Solberg and immediatly realize that Jeff Gordon, and Mark Martin are one way turning, no e-brake pulling panzies.
#4: Go out and wash your car and reap the benefits of a neighbor who has a lot more respect for you and your car.

If that doesnt work then he is a lost cause and he must not be allowed to reproduce.

Joe
:stupid: PS-I guess you have the right idea in ignoring him.
 

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huh, what?

I want to know what a "three turbocharging aussie car" is... :confused:

Next time he asks you to race, tell him to grap on his tired and have a nice day.:biggest:
 

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I can vouch for this guy's stupidity! A couple of weeks ago, Benson and I are standing by our cars talking, and this :curse: idiot comes over and says something like "Hey man, that's a nice WRX". He didn't ask if it was, like most people do, he just assumed! The sad thing is that the hood was open, and the JC sports intake was CLEARLY visible running from the throttle body to the fender, and nowhere else, like a turbo would! I don't recall much else he said, as I basically tuned him out after that, but his grand prix is hideous- it's red that has the factory wheels painted red so they will match absolutely nothing, and I have no doubt about him wanting to race Benson!
Hpirally-I have no doubt he would watch the tape, but as soon as he realized it wasn't incest porn, he would probably get very angry and go race about the city in his ugly car in search of the person who deceived him! I doubt he would learn anything, except that if it says "incest porn", it must be too good to be true!
 

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meebs: I am thinking he doesn't know either, or else he would mention a particular name for it; besides, it's awkard that he said a Three Turbo Car.

Joe: Should I go Porn or Nascar? ;) I think spending my cash on people like him is worthless; so is he worthless already...

Darrell: Actually he's a different person, although there are like millions of Grand Am at that parking lot...that guy and his friend both got themselves the GT, and amazingly the same color :rolleyes:

Next time he sees under my hood, it ain't gonna be the JCS no more :devil:
 

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I say just leave him alone. He sounds annoying, but harmless. Last thing you want to do is tick him off and have him take it out on your car.
 

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Good plan, but he probably can't read!
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Never even thought of that one!
 

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I say just leave him alone. He sounds annoying, but harmless. Last thing you want to do is tick him off and have him take it out on your car.
Exactly what I fear...Damn! I need a garage :(
 
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Well if we're going to make fun of rednecks, we might as well use somewhat proper grammar. :)

"Guys like him ARE annoying and embarrassing"



There's a guy around here with a Grand Prix with racing stripes and a big funny-car type hood scoop. :rolleyes:
 

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Well if we're going to make fun of rednecks, we might as well use somewhat proper grammar. :)

"Guys like him ARE annoying and embarrassing"



There's a guy around here with a Grand Prix with racing stripes and a big funny-car type hood scoop. :rolleyes:
NICK! You are too funny! I was just going to post on this. It's been driving me nuts too :D
 

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I am certain the wider is better slogan is pure pontiac. I say this because my wifes car is an Intrepid and never have I heard that slogan from Dodge. It is apparent these guys are nutsacks to say the least and in my opinion are not worth the effort or waste of gasoline just to prove a point. What do you do with them?
 
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