i just remembered some funny shit, figured i'll share
i live by Seattle, so it snows here as often as bull gives milk...
naturally people dont have a fucking clue how to drive in a snow, and to top that off there are hills all over the place.
Sooo.... it snowed a while back, and snowed hard!!! the roads were covered with about 4+ " of snow.
SNOW!!!:happynow: i kill my video games, and went outside to my spot to play
After i got tired, i went to see what's up around town... it was a nightmare, there were more people on the sidewalks and in ditches then on the street , I pushed one guy out of a ditch cause he was outside in dress shoes with his GF/wife/mistress trying to get the car out (he thought i was an angel) there was one intersection with cars stuck in all lanes, so my side of the road was not moving, and just waiting for tards to slide out of the way .
So i sit there for about 2 minutes, and get bored... look around, and see old school hummer couple lanes on the side of me figured i'll show off :devil: , so i go into the intersection with all the cars, jump the curb, and pass them on the sidewalk, the dude takes off, and follows me. (DOPE!!) We play around for about 10 more blocks i am sure after seeing us a buncha people bought subarus or hummer
then i see Dennys, so we go there to chill.
The sceene... there are 3 people inside. We get coffie and talk, make fun of tards on S600's in the ditches and all the people who'll end up spending a night in their car, and a cop just outside of dennys stuck with the rest of the cars, and this woman aproaches us. She sticks a microphone in my face, and tells me : hello, i am Bla from (she was fugly, and had small tits) Bla, and i am collection oppinions of people who are stuck in the snow.
Me: I am not stuck, i am drinking coffie.
She: How far is your car?
Me: right there -> it's a subaru.
She: when are you planing on going home?
Me: as soon as i am done here.
My new friend catches on: The beauty of all wheel drive.
She: do you have anything to say to people who are stuck in a snow right now?
Me: shoulda bought a subaru!
She: walks off pissed. (i was on AIR!!):devil:
i live by Seattle, so it snows here as often as bull gives milk...
naturally people dont have a fucking clue how to drive in a snow, and to top that off there are hills all over the place.
Sooo.... it snowed a while back, and snowed hard!!! the roads were covered with about 4+ " of snow.
SNOW!!!:happynow: i kill my video games, and went outside to my spot to play
After i got tired, i went to see what's up around town... it was a nightmare, there were more people on the sidewalks and in ditches then on the street , I pushed one guy out of a ditch cause he was outside in dress shoes with his GF/wife/mistress trying to get the car out (he thought i was an angel) there was one intersection with cars stuck in all lanes, so my side of the road was not moving, and just waiting for tards to slide out of the way . So i sit there for about 2 minutes, and get bored... look around, and see old school hummer couple lanes on the side of me
figured i'll show off :devil: , so i go into the intersection with all the cars, jump the curb, and pass them on the sidewalk, the dude takes off, and follows me. (DOPE!!) We play around for about 10 more blocks i am sure after seeing us a buncha people bought subarus or hummerthen i see Dennys, so we go there to chill.
The sceene... there are 3 people inside. We get coffie and talk, make fun of tards on S600's in the ditches and all the people who'll end up spending a night in their car, and a cop just outside of dennys stuck with the rest of the cars
, and this woman aproaches us. She sticks a microphone in my face, and tells me : hello, i am Bla from (she was fugly, and had small tits) Bla, and i am collection oppinions of people who are stuck in the snow.Me: I am not stuck, i am drinking coffie.
She: How far is your car?
Me: right there -> it's a subaru.
She: when are you planing on going home?
Me: as soon as i am done here.
My new friend catches on: The beauty of all wheel drive.
She: do you have anything to say to people who are stuck in a snow right now?
Me: shoulda bought a subaru!
She: walks off pissed. (i was on AIR!!):devil:
