so yesterday i was odering some new shoes online because heaven forbid that shoe stores carry bigger sizes:curse: so i found this cool pair of asics, so i was checking out and damn aol kicks me out and it takes me like another 45 minutes to find the pair of shoes i want, aol always kicks me off at the most inconvient times...damn them:curse:
damn aol and dial up
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If you would notice, I have shoes on even when hanging from the pole. You might ask, "Why do you need shoes when you are only hanging from a pole?" Well, my friend, the answer is simple...
It is just a Texas tradition. There you see me doing the ancient evening ritual of pole hanging. This began during the Mexican/American war when the Texas Rangers had to find a way to quickly and effeciently make the Mexicans stop and say, "What the fuck are they doing?" or if you are Mexican, "Buenos noches el ***** muy bien senior."
Now, this is a statewide thing, but not many Texans do it. Kaboom for instance, probably does not do it because he could care less about the brave Texans that lost their lives during the war, but I, on the other hand, feel it is my duty as a Texan to show my patronage to the K.I.A. of the Mexican/American war.
...Or possibly it is just because it is a cool fun thing that weird rock climbing kids like myself do because it is funny. :checkit:
It is just a Texas tradition. There you see me doing the ancient evening ritual of pole hanging. This began during the Mexican/American war when the Texas Rangers had to find a way to quickly and effeciently make the Mexicans stop and say, "What the fuck are they doing?" or if you are Mexican, "Buenos noches el ***** muy bien senior."
Now, this is a statewide thing, but not many Texans do it. Kaboom for instance, probably does not do it because he could care less about the brave Texans that lost their lives during the war, but I, on the other hand, feel it is my duty as a Texan to show my patronage to the K.I.A. of the Mexican/American war.
...Or possibly it is just because it is a cool fun thing that weird rock climbing kids like myself do because it is funny. :checkit:
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Drop the whole looking up the shorts thing! You sound set on it like you are interested or something! Is there something you need to tell us?
Drop the whole looking up the shorts thing! You sound set on it like you are interested or something! Is there something you need to tell us?
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Wow! Your skills are mightily impressive!
When I get home to my photoshop, I will destroy California even more! BWAHAHAHAA!!!
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RAHH!! I R CRUSHING THE CALIFORNIA UNDER MY SUPERIOR TEXAS STRENGTH! :lol:
Wow! Your skills are mightily impressive!
When I get home to my photoshop, I will destroy California even more! BWAHAHAHAA!!!
RAHH!! I R CRUSHING THE CALIFORNIA UNDER MY SUPERIOR TEXAS STRENGTH! :lol:
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