Sorry, I can't take credit for that line. It was from a movie.
Good one isn't it?
Here's how it came about:
-Nervous woman walks into a x-rated sort of shop. She walks in and of course looks around a tiny bit, trying not to be noticed. She walks up to a 50 year old guy behind the counter wearing an open leather vest, a leather studded collar and small leather hat, playing with some sort of toy.
She quietly and nervously says: "I'm looking for a kinky gag gift for a friend of mine for her birthday; what do you recommend?"
The old guy looks at her and in a soft voice goes "You mean like white bread kinky or up-the-butt kind of kinky?"
She sort of pauses and says "White bread.....kinky"
He points and says "Dildo aisle"
Great scene.
Trying to remember the name of the movie......I'll get back to you on that.