Subaru Impreza GC8 & RS Forum & Community banner

1 - 20 of 59 Posts

·
Registered
MY00 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS BRP
Joined
·
2,605 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Dude! I got up 6 this morning and went to my car 6:30. Guess what I found infront of my car!? A freakin' deer! It's not uncommon to see deers at my campus. Heck, I walked by 10-15 of them in close range before I got to my car. When I say close range, I mean as in 5 feet away. They don't care, they just kept on eating. Or maybe they've seen me often enough (every morning), they know I am not there to hunt them :lol:. Anyways, but this freakin' deer was DEAD!! That's right! DEAD! I hate getting ding from people so I park FAR away at a corner. So the damn deer had to die infront of my car and I couldn't move my car. I had to call the campus police to send someone over to move it. Good thing it wasn't killed by mountain lion or something (happened before). The guy who picked up the deer said it might have gotten hit by someone and the deer just wasn't able to make it far and died.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
you should've just called some friends and move it into your apartment. then at night, cut it up and cook it! haha...take their skin for seat covers! damn, that sucks! poor deer. poor bambi :(

jansen
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
yea, and tell chicks you wrestled it!

jansen
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
yea, i'm pretty sure chicks will hate you! that'll be good! hahahaha!

jansen
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
that's good man! more chicks for me! like those two chicks that was doing laundry!

jansen
 

·
Registered
MY00 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS BRP
Joined
·
2,605 Posts
Discussion Starter #9
oh, guess what!? I found out where one of them lives!! :eek: Time to go knock on the door... :D

Leo: Hey, I think you left your panties at the laundry last time. Here you go!
Hot Chick: Come on in! Want to help me put them on! :eek::devil:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
iBlueVirus said:
oh, guess what!? I found out where one of them lives!! :eek: Time to go knock on the door... :D

Leo: Hey, I think you left your panties at the laundry last time. Here you go!
Hot Chick: Come on in! Want to help me put them on! :eek::devil:
what the fuck? you been stalking them? god! and why the fuck would you want to put panties back on her? gonna take them back off anyways. hmmmm...maybe i should come down and check them out. time to pull out my spying lense for my camera! hahaha!

jansen
 

·
Registered
MY00 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS BRP
Joined
·
2,605 Posts
Discussion Starter #11
:lol: no I don't stalk people. I live on campus and all the apt complexs are pretty darn close to each other. all buildings face each other and you can see the door entrance. i just happen to see her walking into her apt as I was going to class. :D Come check them out while you can! It's going to get cold soon and you there will be nothing left! :lol: BTW, we do have ugly chicks around here too! :lol:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
what if it does get cold? do they wear more bras? hahahaha! when it gets cold, it just means their nipples will stick out! for some strange reason, sometimes girls look good wearing a tight sweater.

jansen
 

·
Registered
MY00 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS BRP
Joined
·
2,605 Posts
Discussion Starter #13
i am waiting for our first rain. there will be nake people running around! :eek:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
iBlueVirus said:
i am waiting for our first rain. there will be nake people running around! :eek:
why is that? then another deer will die in front of your car cause he drown! haha!


jansen
 

·
Registered
MY00 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS BRP
Joined
·
2,605 Posts
Discussion Starter #15
fucking deers always block my way to my car. just this morning, I have to take a different path because of them.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
LEO IS SCARED OF DEERS!!!

jansen
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
i'm not afraid! HAHAHAHAHA! your car gave that deer a heart attack!

jansen
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
26,087 Posts
yeah, the bug eyes are pretty ugly! hahahaha!!! :lol:

jansen
 
1 - 20 of 59 Posts
Top